The Waster

  • I live in 'Murica
  • I was born on August 17
  • My occupation is to not do a single thing.
  • I am a leoplurodon.
  • The Waster


    September 4, 2013 by The Waster

    Listen, now, to my words six

    If you are the world to fix:

    First comes Truth, honest to a fault

    She will be found inside the dead’s vault.

    Next is Fidelity, home in the sky

    That same place is where her guardian resides

    Third is Magic, most powerful of all

    Her rival guards her, standing quite tall

    Listen, now, to my words three

    After you claim legend’s sword for thee:

    First is Joy; for her, you must pray

    Her evil side has come out to play

    Next is Grace, full of fright

    Held captive by the Princess of the Night

    Last is Charity, willing to lend a hand

    The king of shadows makes his final stand

    When all are beaten, return to start

    To do battle with the wicked heart

    Chaos’ bane, the sword of friends;

    When it is pulled, then comes the end.

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  • The Waster


    May 18, 2013 by The Waster

    Yo guys, we need a ton of code phrases to signal when to meet here. All I've got is "There's a snake in my boot!" and "Somebody's poisoned the water hole!" Any other ideas? We need a LOT!

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